July 2012
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cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
June 2012
38 posts
WHY IN GODS NAME IS THE BEER THAT I BOUGHT...
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Am I weird because...
…as physically fit as a male stripper might be, the fact that he is a stripper, has a neo-nazi haircut, and a tattoo that says “only god can judge me” turns me completely off.
I would not have fun at a male strip club.
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So like... I know they broke up and all...
…but I just want what Kim and Thurston had.
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Anonymous asked: How is your dad?
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Does anyone mind if I get really depressing for a...
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Sometimes I just wonder:
My dad is technically dead (if anyone actually reads this and is wondering about what this means, message me)
My apartment burnt down.
I had a boy cheat on me.
I dont make BFA and my life plans are ruined.
I get turned down for the jobs I want.
I hate to be a downer, but honestly, will something really good ever happen to me?
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Who wants a life update?
Sure ya do.
Firstly, after a struggle of being super broke, I now have like 4 jobs. Two at the mall, freelancing, and babysitting. But hey, money, amirite?
I’ve been half deaf for about a week now. So that’s cool. My nightstand has, lemme count…12 types of medicine on it. WTF life?
Goin to Florida in 5 days! First real vacation since Dad’s accident. I’m nervous...
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